'Suddenly, as if magic, she doesn't quite irritate me as much': Woman gets back at entitled sister-in-law simply by anonymously gifting her popcorn for Christmas

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  • SIL fumes about getting popcorn for Christmas I posted this in another group and it was suggested to post it here. So this happened a few years ago, but my husband just reminded me of it after we had Christmas with his family yesterday.
  • A little context first. My husband has 3 older sisters and the oldest is an absolute pill. I know the word narcissist gets thrown around a lot, but it's the best way to describe her. She is God's gift to the planet. Every guy wants to date her, everyone woman wants to be like her. And that's why no one will help her because they are jealous and want to pull her down. This is how she thinks about herself. Everything in her life is bad and she is constantly complaining and making herself be the vi
  • So after 8 years of her negativity and making herself out to the "victim", I decided to pull a tiny little prank and make her the actual victim. Because if I have to listen to her cr p, I want it to actually be real. So about a month before Christmas the family gets a text from her with a list of things she wants/needs for Christmas. (She was 45 years old at this point). In the text she made a big deal to mention how she does NOT want popcorn and goes into a rant saying how she always gets so mu
  • Well, I decided to buy her popcorn. I wrapped it up in some wrapping paper that I didn't use for anyone else (so it can't be tied to me), wrote her name in big capital letters with sharpie (so I doesn't look like my handwriting), and didn't sign a name who it was from ( again, no ties to me). The day of the In-law Christmas came and while unloading the Christmas presents I snuck it in under the tree way in the back away from all the gifts we brought.
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  • In the middle of the gift opening, she opens a present from one of the other sisters and IT'S A BOX OF POPCORN! Lol!!!! She goes into this long winded rant about she asked to not get any and why can't anyone ever listen to what she says, blah, blah, blah. The sister apologizes, one of the nieces offers to take it, and the whole incident is brushed under the rug. The gift giving goes on and there's one more gift under the tree, tucked way in the back. It's pulled out, given to her, and she opens
  • Then proceeds to lose her sh. For the next 5 minutes she goes off, making the biggest deal about it, questioning who did it, looking at the wrapping paper and not finding who it's from, trying to identify the wrapping paper. It was a glorious thing to behold. At this point everyone is tired of her and all the gifts were open, so she gets ignored because they are all talking amongst themselves.
  • To this day my husband is the only one who knows it was me and he didn't know about it til we were in the car leaving. Every time I have to put up with her, I just remember, I'm the one who gave you the popcorn, b . And suddenly, as if magic, she doesn't quite irritate me as much. Lol.
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  • Hilda_p13 Next Christmas, popcorn products, scented candles and a popcorn maker.
  • PissantPrairiePunk I think it makes it even funnier that you weren't the only one to go give her popcorn. Her bl d family is tired of her sh too
  • lynnlugg7777 Is there a Popcorn of the Month Club? She would love an anonymous gift subscription!
  • Trishlovesdolphins That would be the new holiday tradition for me. Wrap it in different boxes so it's a different shape... but every year... popcorn. Never admit it's you. Just make sure she gets it every year.

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